First, WITHOUT looking at the questions below, fill in 12 of your characters.


1) Kim
2) Taiko
3) Mike
4) Annae
5) Yosho
6) Marco
7) Ryju
8) Crone
9) Baron
10) Eerie
11) Boa
12) Drezen

01) Who would make a better college professor, 6 (Marco) or 11 (Boa)?
Oh god...Neither. But I suppose Boa would be the lesser of two evils. His class would be 'Fuzzbrush 101'. Marco would just try to sleep with anything remotely attractive.

02) Do you think 2 (Taiko) is hot? How hot?
Not hot so much as I'd say he was...adoribible.

03) 12 (Drezen) sends 8 (Crone) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Mission: Anything that will most likely result in his most hated son's death.
Success? It depends on the point of view really.

04) What is or would be 9's (Yume) favorite book?
"How to be an absolute emo for dummies"

05) Would it make more sense for 2 (Taiko) to swear loyalty to 6 (Marco), or the other way around?
I think it might be possible. Taiko is an idiot vampire. Marco is a con artist/vampire hunter. So he'd probably trick the poor moron.

06) For some reason, 5 (Yosho) is looking for a roommate. Should he/she share a studio apartment with 9 (Baron) or with 10 (Eerie)?
Yosho would NEVER EVER share a room with Eerie again. The guy scared the piss out of Yosho just by looking at him. I think he'd be more inclined to s pend his nights keeping his nephew(Baron) from killing himself then trying not to be raped after he was murdered.

07) 2 (Taiko), 7 (Ryju) and 12 (Drezen) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Macdonalds. Not that Taiko and Drezen can eat food being vampires and all...but still. As for the discussion, I belive it would go something like this.

Taiko: Why am I eating food I'm gonna throw up later?

Ryju: Why haven't I killed you yet?

Drezen: Why haven't I purged the world of all mankind yet? *Looks at hot wheels toy in his happy meal.* Extermination plan extended until I collect all the tiny cars. Must...have...tiny...cars...

08) 3 (Mike) challenges 10 (Eerie) to a duel. What happens?
Mike would try to use his skills as a crossdessing vampire hunter, but Eerie would just zap him with a finger and turn him into fertilizer for his garden.

09) If 1 (Kim) stole 8's (Crone) most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Holy crap...I don't think she would be able to even take without forfiting her very life. Crone's most precious possesion is 'Little Crone' if you know what I mean. (Which accoring to him isn't that little)

10) Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Ryju) and 12 (Drezen) both attain what they most desire.
"Total Vengence"

11) What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Annae) and 1 (Kim) to work together?
None, really. They're bestest friends. But I suppose they'd work together if Yosho and Taiko did something stupid...like they do every week.

12) If 7 (Ryju) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
No. Too angsty...and he's be pissed at the fact I killed him off.

13) If you could command 3 (Mike) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Strip bitch.

14) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Boa)?
Nah, he's too fuzzy.

15) If 2 (Taiko) had to choose sides between 4 (Annae) and 5 (Yosho), which would it be?
Ohhh, tough one... Taiko really wants Annae to like back becuase he has a crush on her. However, Yosho is his first and bestest friend....who also has more blackmail on Taiko then a politition. So it's anyone's guess.

16) What might 10 (Eeire) shout while charging into battle?
For the CHEEEEEESE!

17) If you chose a song to represent 8 (Crone), which song would you choose?
Let me go oooooon! Like I blister in the sun!

18) 1 (Kim), 6 (Marco), and 12 (Drezen) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant.
All three: Who the hell ARE you people?!

19) What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Taiko) to use on 10 (Eerie)?
Taiko: Annae told me if I hit on you she'd let you kiss me.

Eeirie: O_o *Fire blast to face*

20) What would 5 (Yosho) most likely be arrested for?
Exposing his willy to traffic.

21) What is 6's (Marco) secret?
He secretly is in love with his best friend...so lame...

22) If 11 (Boa) and 9 (Baron) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
Since they're father and son, I'd say about the same time.

23) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Ryju) or 8 (Crone)?
Ryju...He's got big pointy sticks and won't try to take my virginity when I'm not looking!

24.) If 4 (Annae) gave 10 (Eeire) a birthday present, what would s/he be likely to give him/her?
A punch to the face for taking over her boyfriends body.